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Assholes Finish First
Assholes Finish First
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What do you do when you've become rich and famous for writing a #1 best-selling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures? I'll tell you what I do: I write another fucking book.
This is that book. Assholes Finish First is hilarious in ways you will recognize from I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, and in other, newer ways you won't. Of course it has all the sex and debauchery you expect from my writing, but with a twist. You already know how I deal with women when I am poor and anonymous. You have no idea how I do it when I have money and fame.
It also answers the hard questions you've never thought of asking. What's it like to have sex with a midget? How about two of 'em? What happens when you eat too much beef jerky and then drink a gallon of vegetable juice? Or get head in an X-ray machine? The answers are inside, they are absurd, and they are the product of one man's experiences:
My name is still Tucker Max, and I am still an asshole.
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One Line Summary
Raunchy, unapologetic tales from a controversial author.
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Who is this book for?
If you're looking for a wild ride through outrageous stories and sharp humor, this book is perfect. Tucker Max's candid and often shocking anecdotes will either make you laugh out loud or shake your head in disbelief. It's a bold read that captures the chaotic, unapologetic side of modern misadventures.